LifeWay will not be outdone!
Yes, it is true – even though the front door said, “Fun Bands” – they are in fact called “Believer Bands.” No silly bands will take the market when there is a profit to be made on the Gospel.
If that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, just pick up a pack of Testamints while you are there.
I’m glad that the website explained the “green flower.” At first I wondered why they were selling a band that looked vaguely like a marijuana leaf.