Archive for May 2012
Make the Date; Save the Date; Date the Date . . . whatever it takes – Friday Night Real dates are set. Are You Coming?
The Dates are set for Friday Night Real and we are very excited. Plan on it starting at 7:30 and going as late as 9:30 on
JUNE 1
JUNE 15
JULY 6
JULY 20
Be there! Spread the Word. Pick one or all, but get ready to be real!
FYI- These events are restricted to ages 14 and up. Please check out www.sovereignchristchurch.org for more details.
Our closing sessions in Systematic Theology at CCS – Issues in Modern Theology – Are you aware? . .
In these slidepacks, Open Theism, The Quest for the Historical Jesus, The New Perspectives on Paul and The Emergent Church are discussed. All of these are various levels of a blight on Christendom and need to be addressed, none more than Open Theism.
We would do well to follow after the once, future king of Israel, David, when he arrived in the Valley of Elah to bring supplies to his brothers at war with the Philistines, as well as gather info to bring back to his father. Coming upon the scene of Goliath of Gath taunting God’s army, David says,
“For who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should taunt the armies of the living God?” – 1 Samuel 17:26
A ruddy, small, young man was the only one who got it – no matter who, no matter what and no matter how against the masses and odds it is, when someone speaks against God or His truth- respond. Later, Israel would be nearly consumed by the wrath of God over THEIR defaming God’s name . . .
Believe. Live. Respond.
It’s only “funny” because it’s true- the question is: is this YOU?
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
He said, “A Christian.”
I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me, too! What franchise?”
He said, “Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too!
Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”
I said, “Me, too!” Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
- a joke from Emo Philips
